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15 things you never want to hear your pilot say

PUBLISHED: 10:01 22 December 2015 | UPDATED: 10:01 22 December 2015

15 things you never want to hear your pilot say

15 things you never want to hear your pilot say

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Air travel is one of those things that you either love, or you struggle with. Some people find a sense of peace whilst they’re cruising at 35,000 feet. Others will spend the entire flight with a vice grip on their arm-rest trying to pretend they’re not sat in a hollow metal tube that’s hurtling through the sky. When the #BadInFlightAnnouncements began to trend on Twitter, hundreds of people got involved to share some of things that they would never want to hear through the aeroplanes intercom. The responses gave us all a good chuckle and we thought we’d share some of our favourites with you below:

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